The movie list

This list is for my kids.


Let’s face it, I hate most of the stuff you watch – Barbie and the Dreamhouse was the low point. So this is a list of films I want you to watch.

Not in any particular order (although I’ll guide you on the proper order for Star Wars!) – just make sure they’re age appropriate. When you’ve watched them all, then I’ll allow Barbie again !!! (maybe not also !!)


  • THX1138
  • Blazing Saddles
  • Rollerball
  • Driver
  • Convoy
  • Time Bandits
  • Escape from New York
  • Mad Max (all of them so we can then debate which was the best)
  • Blade Runner
  • Dark Crystal
  • War Games (I want to watch this again too, book it in!!)
  • Top Gun
  • Labyrinth (ask for my Ludo impression)
  • Flight of the Navigator
  • Short Circuit (don’t watch number 2 – it sucked)
  • Ferris Beuller
  • Lost Boys
  • Dirty Dancing
  • La Bamba
  • BeetleJuice
  • Akira
  • Bill + Ted (all of them in one sitting)
  • Pretty Woman (with your mum)
  • Flatliners (they all die .. get over it)
  • Drop Dead Fred
  • Jurassic Park (Start at 9am and watch them all in one day)
  • Mrs Doubtfire
  • Wayne’s World (Schwing! …. inappropriate but very funny !)
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Mask
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • Forrest Gump
  • Ace Ventura (One of my hero’s is Ace … you may get my humour … CHICAGO !!)
  • Pulp Fiction (great soundtrack)
  • Leon
  • Judge Dredd (all versions then debate which is the best and why)
  • The Net (I’ll show you all the technical nonsense in it .. Sandra Bullock didn’t invent the internet)
  • Crimson Tide
  • Hackers (all of them – but you need to read a couple of books first)
  • Tank Girl
  • Braveheart
  • Romeo and Juliet (with your mum)
  • Trainspotting (cracking soundtrack)
  • Mission Impossible (wait till you see 3 … you’ll die laughing)
  • The Rock
  • DragonHeart
  • Eraser
  • Swingers
  • Contact
  • Face Off
  • Gattaca
  • Grosse Point Blank
  • Full Monty
  • Titanic
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Austin Powers (and please get dressed up)
  • Men in Black (all of them in one sitting)
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Little Shop of Horrors


  • Weird Science
  • CannonBall Run
  • Devils Advocate
  • Fifth Element
  • Godzilla (the older one)
  • Truman Show
  • Enemy of the state
  • Armageddon
  • Lock Stock
  • Snatch
  • Meet Joe Black
  • Shakespeare in Love (watch with your mum!)
  • Avengers
  • Matrix (promise you’ll only watch the first one!)
  • American Pie
  • 6th Sense
  • Notting Hill
  • Office Space
  • Payback
  • Three Kings
  • Emperor’s New Groove
  • Chicken Run
  • Road Trip
  • Gladiator (See first)
  • Gone in 60 Seconds
  • Pich Black
  • O Brother Where Art Thou
  • Boiler Room
  • Hollow Man
  • Perfect Storm
  • Monsters Inc
  • Dune
  • Convoy
  • Smokey and the Bandits
  • Fast and Furious (all of them)
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Oceans 11
  • AI (please read Isaac Asimov I Robot first)
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Swordfish
  • A Knight’s Tale
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Bourne Identity
  • Men In Black (all of them)
  • Transporter (all of them)
  • Minority Report
  • Austin Powers (all of them)
  • Finding Nemo
  • Italian Job (the original)
  • School of Rock
  • League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • Love Actually
  • 50 First Dates
  • Day After Tomorrow
  • National Treasure (after watching – speak to Grandy)
  • Anchorman
  • Van Helsing
  • Yes Man
  • HitchHikers Guide (Orginal, read  the books then watch the latest one)
  • xXx
  • Cars
  • Flushed Away
  • 300
  • V for Vendetta
  • Talladega Nights
  • Ice Age
  • Night at the Museum
  • Employee of the Month
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • I am Legend (and then write the ending properly)
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Madagascar (all of them)
  • Below


That’ll do for now … I’ll add to it as I remember more.


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Top Insecurity Tips

This is meant to be humorous blog about internet tips and why some advice is just bad. Just a bit of fun for April’s Fool.


1) Go to a public internet access point to surf the internet for a long time. Free wi-fi !

Bad idea – Public internet cafes are common places for various types of theft.

  • Physical theft of devices
  • Spoofing the access point to listen in on your traffic
  • Malicious payloads can be added via sponsored adverts
  • Shoulder surfing risk is greater

2) Do not put a password on your home wi-fi so that your friends can connect to the internet easily

Bad idea – so can your neighbours and malicious people. They can use your access point to surf nefarious websites and hammer it for downloads which all affect your speed and bandwidth limits.

3) One password to remember – use something easy like your name

Bad idea – Too easy to guess. and generally very easy to break as well because all words from the dictionary are already cracked. using the same password everywhere means that should you have a leak of your details, a criminal can gain access to everything you have ever logged in to.

4) Store your passwords in a notebook called passwords so you never forget another login

Bad idea – If someone opens your notebook , they can then log in on your computer with your credentials.

5) Antivirus, anti-malware tools and firewalls all slow down your computer, besides, you’ve never had a problem

Bad idea – all because you think you’ve never had a problem, does not mean that you have never been hit

6) Patching computers and installing updates gets in the way, takes too long and fills up your computer. Your computer works fine without them.

Bad idea – the hackers and malware writers can easily gain access to older versions of home systems, they have specific tools written to exploit these older out of date systems.

7) Leave your home computer on at home connected to the internet, that way you can just turn on the screen and have immediate access to the internet

Bad idea – if you are hacked, you won’t know about it till you get home and by then someone could have taken everything!

8) Downloading illegal content is fine, who cares about little old me !

Bad idea – it’s illegal.

9) Never clear your history – that way you can always find your old websites you have browsed

Bad idea – using tools a criminal can see everything you have done on your computer.

10) Auto-save passwords – that way your computer can auto-log in to all websites. How convenient is that, no more remembering passwords

Bad idea – anyone using your computer will also auto-login to sites with your details also, a criminal who may have been able to obtain remote access to your computer will also have all your passwords.

11) If they want to send you £20million from a relative you didn’t know from a foreign country you’ve never been to, what is £3000 in the grand scheme of things compared!!

Bad Idea – it’s a scam, congratulations, you’ve just lost £3000

Have some fun people and feel free to contact me on Twitter at @SPCoulson to add your own !

Security Valentines

So for Valentines, I decided to create a Hashtag #SecurityValentine partly for some fun but also to get some ideas together for simple security messages.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m sat here,
Waiting to help you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you

Snort is good
Kali is better
Get that signature
On the authorising letter

I hacked in
Found the data
I’m zipping it up
To exfiltrate later

Talk to me

I’m a Social Engineer
I won’t use your password
There’s nothing to fear (honest!)

I really regret
The hacker I dated
Get me a WAF
I’ve been penetrated. (Source David Powell)

I’m a virus
I’m here to destroy
There’s also a backdoor
That was my ploy

Give me your money
Ransomware is here
I’ll give you your data
After I’ve had this beer

Roses are red
Your password was weak
You’re now in a Pastebin
For hackers to seek. (Source @DeathsPirate)

Some malware is bad
But Cryptolocker is clever
I know your tactics
Click that Link – NEVER !

Roses are #C91D1D
Violets are #6411D5
…or would you prefer those in RGB?

Security gets me down
My Password is my DoB
What do you mean I’ve been hacked
Thought my AV was there to protect me

Valentines Day
Girls love me
I clicked this girls profile
Worst infection I coulda got me !

The roses have wilted
The violets have died
I didn’t do patch management
I’ve just been fired.

Website is down
Log files are blank
Fixing this stuff
Is not going to be fun at all is it ?

Compliance is dull
And sometime is effective
Its trying to implement it
To the great collective

Scada attack
Wow that sounds quite a fright
I’ll be OK
Hey, who turned out the light ?

Burp is the best,
Zap is nice too,
But stay inside scope,
Or you’ll end up in poo. (Source @PMason00)

I’m a script kiddie
I’m a DDoS king
Does that make me a Leet Hacker?
Or an annoying little thing ?

Roses are red
Pineapple’s yellow
Auto connecting …
Beware of the peril!(Source @DeathsPirate)

“I know who is
Who’s behind the @th3j35ter ”
Yet another troll out there
Reputation to be messed up !

Roses are red
This hat is white
Network Security’s
an ongoing fight!(Source @DeathsPirate)

Lock picking is fun
Use an electric gun
But using a bump kep
Is just as fun

Roses are red
Defcon badges are blue
Who’ll pay for a ticket
For Defcon #22 ?

I have a risk register
It did us some harm
I’ve never updated it
No need for alarm!
(is there?)

Log files are read
Language is blue
Firewalls opened up
Who was it .. was it you ?

Buried in the basement
Where no-one can see
Sysadmins everywhere
Are protecting you and me

Ethical hacking
Pen Testing too
Whatever you call it
Finding holes for you

Love em or hate em
Whistleblowers are here
It’s the data the still have
The govts/companies fear

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My security is weak
The hackers for through !

#FF 03 January 2014

It’s a bit later than usual but with a death in the family, I couldn’t commit as usual. Thank you everyone for your support.

I would normally do my #FF list as a deck of cards but as there are a whole host of people to thanks, this is just a big list !

(Note : It’s alphabetical and not in some special order !!)


Thanks everyone – if you have any suggestions then drop me a note !

#FF 08 November 2013

It’s that time of the month where I give you my #FFs as a deck of cards.

I got the inspiration for this from Mafia Cards. One of these days when I get round to this I’ll actually do the cards too but until then … enjoy my list !

Thanks to everyone who has Fav, RT, MT or #FF’d this month, it has been a really interesting month to be fair. Thank you everyone.

I also want to give a special shout to @Wh1t3Rabbit on the birth of his twins. Congratulations Raf and good luck !
Welcome to the world you two – look after your mum and dad !!

Aces = These are people who have been outstanding and need special recognition.

#FF Aces : α

@Tech_Geek_Girl @TeamCymru @BrianHonan @Prohest

– thanks for your support and fun this month!

Hearts = Big Love, people I want to specifically mention for being awesome !
#FF Hearts : 

@Tech_Geek_Girl @ColetteWeston @Dick_Turpin

@TripwireInc @DPWallace @Futurian

@MethodDan @MrKoot

Diamonds = Top People and inspirations. Thanks.
#FF Diamonds : 

@Wh1t3Rabbit @__Freakyclown__ @TeamCymru

@BillBrenner70 @NeiraJones @nuWARP


Clubs = Hack Work interesting crew to watch and learn from (and by hack I don’t necessarily mean criminal)
#FF Clubs : 

@DigiNinja @Prohest @Essobi @HackerFantastic

@Cephurs @Les_Diaboliques @Steel_Con

Spade = Great Research. Some great researchers – keep the content coming !

#FF Spades : 

@Lothie @BrianHonan @DanchoDanchev

@SecurityAffairs @bhconsulting @drjessicabarker


Is there a Joker?

#FF Joker :  

No Joker this month. I wanted to do something about the Million Mask March … but equally I don’t want to get my blog attacked !!

Thanks everyone – if you have any suggestions then drop me a note !

Friends and Happiness

This is one of those blogs I have been looking forward to for quite some time.

What do you consider to be a friend ? What qualities do your closest friends share ?

Although I am quite an outgoing and fun person, and if you don’t know me, just take that as read, to get truly close to me is quite difficult. I like to blame my star sign, but this is a great excuse and yes, I’ll hold by it !

This now leaves me with an interesting problem though, I don’t have many close friends. Ok, I have friends, acquaintances, colleagues, don’t get me wrong … But my closest friends ? I can probably count those on one hand.

Maybe I set the bar high in my mind ? I don’t expect much from my friends either, in fact, if I named my friends on here, most would be shocked they were included, many complaining that I haven’t spoken to them for years !!

But what makes a person your closest friend ? Friends, acquaintances where are those lines drawn ? When does a passing acquaintance become a friend become a close friend ?

For me it’s trust. Do I trust you …. 100% ? If my life or the lives of my closest depended on it, would you drop everything ? Could I trust you to do that ? If I needed you, would you be there ?

That is my line. Cross it and you are in or out. It’s as simple as that.

Maybe this is where I derive my happy outlook. If you can keep life simple, if you know your friends, if you know who you can trust, then you know where you are. Knowing the “now” of life is critical.

My dad once taught me a valuable lesson .. “before you break the rules, know the rules.” And so here I am, a friend base that I know and can trust, I know my moment, I am in control and so I can remain happy. I know the life rules, the ones that help us to survive and I therefore know how to play the game of life .. And Dad, if you’re reading this, I don’t break as many rules any more!

I had a great conversation with a close friend recently and she was quite shocked at some news I gave her about by “now.” I was going through quite an interesting time, things can change rapidly around us but I shrugged and explained that there was a new now and I had moved on. As my boss would say, my resilience gene had been well and truly tested! She is a close friend, she understood where I was and what it meant to me to have such a life change and she wished me well. With her going through something similar recently, I hope she found her “now” also. If you’re reading this … We still need wine !! Tannat-Merlot, Cotes de Gascogne (Alain Brumont) – Exotic black fruit with great tannin structure, delicious with steak.

And then there was my greatest friend of all time. My nan. I wish everyone could have known her. I laugh so much still when I think of her. She’s gone now, no doubt dying with a smile on her face. How about this for a pearl of wisdom … “no point in dieting, it only makes thin corpses!” genius ? Probably !!

So at the end of this blog where I salute my closest friends and I thank you all for being there during my existence thus far, I owe you all such a debt of gratitude. From those that picked me up when I was down and got me into rock music, those who made me laugh at the wrong time, those who have supported me when I didn’t have a clue but didn’t say a thing just helped me through and finally to those who just arrived with a smile and smiled all the way through, the never-ending smile. Thank you.

“You’re a long time dead …. Enjoy the living!”