The movie list

This list is for my kids.


Let’s face it, I hate most of the stuff you watch – Barbie and the Dreamhouse was the low point. So this is a list of films I want you to watch.

Not in any particular order (although I’ll guide you on the proper order for Star Wars!) – just make sure they’re age appropriate. When you’ve watched them all, then I’ll allow Barbie again !!! (maybe not also !!)


  • THX1138
  • Blazing Saddles
  • Rollerball
  • Driver
  • Convoy
  • Time Bandits
  • Escape from New York
  • Mad Max (all of them so we can then debate which was the best)
  • Blade Runner
  • Dark Crystal
  • War Games (I want to watch this again too, book it in!!)
  • Top Gun
  • Labyrinth (ask for my Ludo impression)
  • Flight of the Navigator
  • Short Circuit (don’t watch number 2 – it sucked)
  • Ferris Beuller
  • Lost Boys
  • Dirty Dancing
  • La Bamba
  • BeetleJuice
  • Akira
  • Bill + Ted (all of them in one sitting)
  • Pretty Woman (with your mum)
  • Flatliners (they all die .. get over it)
  • Drop Dead Fred
  • Jurassic Park (Start at 9am and watch them all in one day)
  • Mrs Doubtfire
  • Wayne’s World (Schwing! …. inappropriate but very funny !)
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Mask
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • Forrest Gump
  • Ace Ventura (One of my hero’s is Ace … you may get my humour … CHICAGO !!)
  • Pulp Fiction (great soundtrack)
  • Leon
  • Judge Dredd (all versions then debate which is the best and why)
  • The Net (I’ll show you all the technical nonsense in it .. Sandra Bullock didn’t invent the internet)
  • Crimson Tide
  • Hackers (all of them – but you need to read a couple of books first)
  • Tank Girl
  • Braveheart
  • Romeo and Juliet (with your mum)
  • Trainspotting (cracking soundtrack)
  • Mission Impossible (wait till you see 3 … you’ll die laughing)
  • The Rock
  • DragonHeart
  • Eraser
  • Swingers
  • Contact
  • Face Off
  • Gattaca
  • Grosse Point Blank
  • Full Monty
  • Titanic
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Austin Powers (and please get dressed up)
  • Men in Black (all of them in one sitting)
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Little Shop of Horrors


  • Weird Science
  • CannonBall Run
  • Devils Advocate
  • Fifth Element
  • Godzilla (the older one)
  • Truman Show
  • Enemy of the state
  • Armageddon
  • Lock Stock
  • Snatch
  • Meet Joe Black
  • Shakespeare in Love (watch with your mum!)
  • Avengers
  • Matrix (promise you’ll only watch the first one!)
  • American Pie
  • 6th Sense
  • Notting Hill
  • Office Space
  • Payback
  • Three Kings
  • Emperor’s New Groove
  • Chicken Run
  • Road Trip
  • Gladiator (See first)
  • Gone in 60 Seconds
  • Pich Black
  • O Brother Where Art Thou
  • Boiler Room
  • Hollow Man
  • Perfect Storm
  • Monsters Inc
  • Dune
  • Convoy
  • Smokey and the Bandits
  • Fast and Furious (all of them)
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Oceans 11
  • AI (please read Isaac Asimov I Robot first)
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Swordfish
  • A Knight’s Tale
  • Catch Me If You Can
  • Bourne Identity
  • Men In Black (all of them)
  • Transporter (all of them)
  • Minority Report
  • Austin Powers (all of them)
  • Finding Nemo
  • Italian Job (the original)
  • School of Rock
  • League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  • Love Actually
  • 50 First Dates
  • Day After Tomorrow
  • National Treasure (after watching – speak to Grandy)
  • Anchorman
  • Van Helsing
  • Yes Man
  • HitchHikers Guide (Orginal, read  the books then watch the latest one)
  • xXx
  • Cars
  • Flushed Away
  • 300
  • V for Vendetta
  • Talladega Nights
  • Ice Age
  • Night at the Museum
  • Employee of the Month
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • I am Legend (and then write the ending properly)
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Madagascar (all of them)
  • Below


That’ll do for now … I’ll add to it as I remember more.


If you have any suggestions please recommend them here :



What is an ‘Ethical Hack’ ?

This great question was posted on LinkedIn and it got me thinking.


In the strictest use of the phrase ethical security testing – I believe an accurate description would include:

  • explicit instruction
  • authorisation
  • owned system


However, we need to get pernickety about definitions with this phrase:


‘No-one got hurt’ or  ‘no data was exfiltrated’ perhaps.


A wide description can be inferred here – but let us allow the words ‘attack’ or ‘exfiltration’ to be used.


So let us see if these example instances are Ethical Hacking and therefore explore the relevance and use of the phrase :

Example 1:

An Anonymous DDoS is ethical hacking is it not ?

    • Ethical – fighting for the masses,
    • Hacking – a form of hacking is DDoS.

Technically yes and no. Ethical – whose ethics ? Ethical in that it is a their belief they are fighting for, so I guess yes, but hacking – DDoS. Hmm I have a problem with DDoS as it is an orchestrated attack with the intent to cease traffic hitting a website or web service. As a result of the ‘intent’ I believe that this no longer becomes ethical.

Example 2:

Is Edward Snowden an ethical hacker ?

    • Ethical – he released documents that exposed government misdemeanours
    • Hacking – using social engineering techniques.

No, because he broke the law. Quite a simple line here. Irrelevant of what the Governments allegedly have been up to, he broke the law by stealing information and for that this is not ethical hacking – but crime.

Example 3:

NSA backdoors in common-use technologies

    • Ethical – they are protecting the greater good of the US
    • Hacking – creating backdoors in code for later use

Here we see an easy delineation – there is a potential Ethical standpoint, but there is no visibility / transparency of intent and as such, no ethical standpoint.


Summary :

Ethical Hacking is a not so common term and we are more used to seeing Ethical Security Testing. This implies testing – part of a project lifecycle. The very introduction of the term hacking takes an already broad term Ethical and muddies it with an already media-hyped phrase Hacking and as such creates a phrase which could describe crime or business activity. As such, I would recommend to avoid using the term Ethical Hacking and concentrate on a much stricter phrase Ethical Security Testing.


The first blog entry is an important one. It is the first benchmark put into the digital sands.

I remember talking to an old colleague of mine on the news he was getting a company car. I asked him “What is going to be the first tune you play?”

Think about it… It’s a big thing. It defines you. It defines your space.

So this is my definition. I will quote people, I will re-tweet them, I may even offend people. Remember though. It’s a digital world and a real world.

Come find me, talk to me, that is who I am.